An algorithm listens to ten thousand reference tracks and rolls the dice for you 90 Seconds something loud. Sounds okay sometimes, never resonates dir.

Fun Fact: The algorithm has never been in the rehearsal room, never had a currywurst ate after the session and don't know, why the snare has to bang exactly THAT way.

Six fingers, strange teeth, generic “hip hop” vibe" out of the box - trained with millions Pictures from real artists, who didn't see a cent for it.

Your cover should tell your story, not that of a model, doesn't even know that, what a Ruhrpott is.

Rhymes, sounds clean, but says nothing. A prompt doesn't know, how it is, if your sales department you because of “Fraud" blocks, even though you were only streamed.

AI punchlines taste like decaffeinated coffee: looks like the original, but it doesn't wake anyone up.

Looks impressive for three seconds, Afterwards your face melts like a ball of ice cream in August. We tried it ourselves - and let it go again.

A shaky video in front of the bus stop with real people in it beats any AI rendering. Always.

Sounds tempting, usually ends with that, that your sales department kicks you out because of suspicion of botting — even if you didn't order anything. ask me, as I know.

Shortcuts in the music industry usually end up being sidelined, not on the homepage.

Here the AI ​​can get in on it: Split check, Find registration gaps, Sort tables. Nobody calls accounting an art" — and that's exactly why it's the only fair bet.

The AI ​​is allowed to sort my collecting society forms. She doesn't write my bars.